“Now this bra is too big for me.” Lilly reached for her boobs, grabbing a handful and said, “this one, is bigger than the other one now also.”
I briefly glanced over in fascination. “Hmmmm.”
“When I get implants it can fix that.” She looked at me, expecting a response.
I didn’t look up and kept a straight face in hopes of letting her come to her own conclusion. If I agree with her, then she would decide not to, simply because I want her to. If I disagree with her, she would also decide not to because she would know I would be attempting reverse psychology.
“Do you want me to?” She prodded.
“Wellll, If you want to. I’m fine with it.” I said coolly.
After a few minutes of silence I casually raised the topic again in hopes of getting her to divulge more of her new decision. I could smell deceit in the air. I knew there was a hidden agenda here because she never talks like this. The only time we talk about boob jobs it’s usually about getting a boob lift, which we both would consider getting in her later years when her tits have become flapjacks due to damage done by baby and age. So for her to mention wanting bags of tits, well I knew something was up. “So you gonna get implants?”
“Maybe, after we have another one. It wouldn’t be worth it now.”
Her true colors reveal themselves. She is bouncing nice, perky, plump, double handfuls worth of boobs over my face in hopes of persuading me to say yes to more clones. I stared her down, piercing through her built up façade of false promises. “I’m not even going to respond to that.”
“Why.” She laughed with a huge grin she couldn’t restrain.
“You’re throwing implants in my face so we can have another kid. That’s just evil.”
Monday, January 19
Fake Boobs For Tots
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We moms like to play dirty.
I love your title. HIlarious. I wonder when this tug-o-war will end and how....hmmmmm....
Never underestimate a woman. Never.
Hahahah! Too funny.
She's brave! We won't be having another mini-me...e-v-e-r. We love our little guy, but one's enough for us. And I don't want to e-v-e-r be preggers again...what a hell that was. However, I can see where she's coming from. Seeing K-man growing up so quickly makes me sentimental...I think it's more mental than senti, though.
Make her put that in writing Jay! Otherwise, the idea may just go bye-bye after the second clone comes along.
Whatever you do don't walk towards the light.
Tell her you want a penis enlargement. I mean, just for the reaction.
Works both ways right? (not that you'd actually get one, but fair's fair)
Sneaky sneaky ladys. Can you believe that! Yeah, of course you can. Lee, I was going to title it ‘Fake Tits For Tots’ which would have sounded better. But all Lilly’s friends call them ‘boobs’, they don’t like any other word for them. So I was being sensitive to women’s needs there, see. Don’t believe what you hear on the street, I’m a sensitive guy like that.
More mental than senti! Ahh that’s classic. Never heard than one before.
Yeah I should have had her sign a promise to buy boobs document.
Postulates, that would normally be a great idea, but you see, there would simply be no more room….And she would probably hold me to it.
Wow, she's sneaky pal. You gotta watch out for them women folk. Tricky things, they are!
The visual of having implants thrown in your face was too much.
Ahh, the boob discussion.
I am perfecting the supporting and encouraging without the appearance of being too eager.
(pleasepleasepleaseplease)
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