At The Same Time
Oddly rude noises simultaneously emmenate from above and below the boy on the floor where he is lying.
"Oops. I burped and farted."
"Wha...what?"
"Yep." He says with a smirk.
"Ok." It happens.
"Scuse me, cuzuntite, bless you."
"Thanks buddy."
"No! Thank you."
"No, thank you," I told him.
"Ok, thank me."
Monday, May 16
At The Same Time
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6 commentary:
Love it when my daughter farts, because it just proves to me the women fart too.
Yeah I wonder at what age they start pretending that chicks don't do that.
And I discovered how false that myth was one night while the wife was sleeping....
okay... I love the post, but the comments cracked me up!!
LOVE the pic! What a great big brother!
Yeah well, you should have seen the moment before that shot, and the moment after. I think she will be a tomboy. Seriously. Or just a softball player...
Which raises the question: When one does these acts simultaneously, is the technical term "barted" or "furped"?
That is so uncool! Cus I totally should have thought of that one first. I go with furped. I think that will be a permanent addition to my vocabulary now. Yep. Can't wait to teach they boy that one.
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