Monday, May 16

At The Same Time

At The Same Time

Oddly rude noises simultaneously emmenate from above and below the boy on the floor where he is lying.

"Oops. I burped and farted."

"Wha...what?"

"Yep." He says with a smirk.

"Ok." It happens.

"Scuse me, cuzuntite, bless you."

"Thanks buddy."

"No! Thank you."

"No, thank you," I told him.

"Ok, thank me."

6 commentary:

DC Urban Dad said...

Love it when my daughter farts, because it just proves to me the women fart too.

Surfer Jay said...

Yeah I wonder at what age they start pretending that chicks don't do that.

And I discovered how false that myth was one night while the wife was sleeping....

Dawn said...

okay... I love the post, but the comments cracked me up!!

LOVE the pic! What a great big brother!

Surfer Jay said...

Yeah well, you should have seen the moment before that shot, and the moment after. I think she will be a tomboy. Seriously. Or just a softball player...

Always Home and Uncool said...

Which raises the question: When one does these acts simultaneously, is the technical term "barted" or "furped"?

Surfer Jay said...

That is so uncool! Cus I totally should have thought of that one first. I go with furped. I think that will be a permanent addition to my vocabulary now. Yep. Can't wait to teach they boy that one.

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